Looking for a hair stylist, look no further...

This afternoon Speedo styled his hair in the bathroom as he does from time to time, which is actually kind of funny considering he pretty much has a buzz cut. When he was finished he came into my room and sat down next to me to watch TV. I commented that his hair smelled and looked nice and asked if he had used some of Daddy's hair gel to which he replied, "yeah, *pause* and toothpaste." At which point he turns his head to reveal a clump of matted, stiff hair.

That's my boy.