Today Erick informed me that a girl in his class told him that she likes his friend Patrick. Likes him so much that she wants to kiss him. On the lips.
Erick told her that he was going to tell Patrick to which the girl, in all modesty, replied that she didn't care. So Erick turned to Patrick, who apparently was standing close by during the exchange, and repeated for him what the girl said.
I imagine a lot of giggling and disgusted groans followed. Yet, instead of leaving it at that, Erick decided to "stand up" for his peep by telling Patrick that he will have them both over for a play date sometime... so they can beat her up.
Isn't that nice?
So just remember boys, Erick's got your back.
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6 comments:
Much trouble I sense in this one...
Now just add some beer and you have a frat party.
Sounds to me like Erick likes the girl and is positioning to throw Patrick under the bus.
Hmmm. Now that would be an interesting twist. I will have to give that one some thought...kind of like a preschool soap opera.
If the girl is of interest, then he's not throwing his buddy under the bus, he's making sure that his boy doesn't get harmed. He takes over female relations, and his boy goes on to live his life in peace.
This is 100% how I came to date Michelle. We have Heath Lynch to thank for that.
And Michelle may want to re-think how quickly she fell for my trickery: http://www.drinkerbiddle.com/hlynch/
That is so funny. Who knew the my Tae-Kwon-Do abilities could be so alluring. I thank him everyday for lighting a fire under you.
Besides, it would have been to much pressure to live up to the legend of the Tip-Up Queen of Quincy.
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